My friend Rich has done a lot of impressive things, like This American Life, the best Celine Dion video on the internet, and the time he came up with the lyrics, “I get horny in your presence, I wanna give you presents,” but these accomplishments are eclipsed by the fact that he judged a child beauty pageant and will be featured on next week’s episode of Toddlers & Tiaras (which he wrote about here). When we first became obsessed with Swan Brooner 10 years ago, I couldn’t have dreamed that we’d ever see this day. I mean, my mom called me last night because she was so excited to see Rich on the promo for his episode. I know that this isn’t even happening to me, but this is like one of the most exciting moments of my life. I’m living vicariously through him, just like a pageant mother. That’s my best friend on that reality show. “Smile, baby, people are lookin’ at you.”

I’ll have to figure out where TLC is on my dial for this! Proud of you, RichFoFo!

HAhaa. Nice try pretending @unclegrambo. #ourdvrisfulloftlc

  01:27 pm, reblogged  by allthecoolkids 198
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    i think i linked...45 times when it happened,...linking to...
  2. icycanyon reblogged this from tracieeganmorrissey and added:
    Maybe they will be showing this at the Sheraton lounge…they sometimes show intervention.
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  4. mssophiedarling reblogged this from tracieeganmorrissey and added:
    My favorite person in/on/around the internet. Way to LIVE Rich!
  5. taken-out-of-context reblogged this from tracieeganmorrissey and added:
    This is really freaking adorable and even though the days of me welcoming Tracie & Rich into my bedroom once a week and...
  6. panamanianmoon reblogged this from scoldylocked and added:
    I CAN’T WAIT. I love Rich with all of my heart.
  7. doughnutdisco reblogged this from rubdown and added:
    I love this! I love Rich FourFour!
  8. finding-joy reblogged this from carolineeand and added:
    Now that the baby is out of Tracy, can we just get back to Pot Psychology? Pleeeease? We used to refresh the page at...
  9. meredithbklyn reblogged this from tracieeganmorrissey and added:
    IMPORTANT PSA. i have never even watched T&T (S.I.N.S.), but oh, I will.