here’s a word of warning for anyone having a bout of cold feet in the process of planning a wedding: If your subconscious thinks your fiance is going to kill all of your friends and family, you probably shouldn’t marry him! In fact, you should walk away slowly, make up some story about being embarrassed to tell your dad that you’re going to be a vampire in a month and hope that he doesn’t bleed you out for pissing him off.

Did I find a way to write a marital advice column about Twilight this week? Yes, somehow I did.

Say Yes To The Mess: Be Thankful You’re Not Marrying Edward Cullen

  12:40 pm, by allthecoolkids 3
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