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Love/Hate Week at The Gloss is currently being personified by Julia Allison and Alice Walker Wright. Though one is getting more of the hate than the other.
Oh, that’s just a lop-eared rabbit having its ears measured at the Rabbit Olympics, why do you ask?
How does one get a job measuring bunnies’ ears at the Rabbit Olympics?*
*Asking for a friend.
Five Common Myths About the Female Orgasm -
By me. I am a sex writer now.
OK Hot Shot. If low fat yogurt doesn’t affect the female orgasm, please explain why there is always a group of women moaning in front of the dairy aisle at my local Whole Foods.
Things I learned from this interview: Lady Balls are a thing. And they grow on cannabis plants.
Men Don't Make Passes at Girls Who Wear Glasses -
Remember the question isn’t SHOULD men make passes at girls who wear glasses, but rather….do they? Do they really?
(Once I wore glasses at a bar and the bouncer was like, “Glasses? Really?”. AND I NEVER WORE THEM AGAIN)
(I wore them a few more times.)
Agree? Disagree?
The first time I got hit on at a bar (I was 16), the guy used this line:
“Hey Glasses.”
Apparently he was not turned off by my glasses. Or my age.
And yes, he was creepy.
Liana Maeby drawings=Yessss
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My friend Rich has done a lot of impressive things, like This American Life, the best Celine Dion video on the internet, and the time he came up with the lyrics, “I get horny in your presence, I wanna give you presents,” but these accomplishments are eclipsed by the fact that he judged a child beauty pageant and will be featured on next week’s episode of Toddlers & Tiaras (which he wrote about here). When we first became obsessed with Swan Brooner 10 years ago, I couldn’t have dreamed that we’d ever see this day. I mean, my mom called me last night because she was so excited to see Rich on the promo for his episode. I know that this isn’t even happening to me, but this is like one of the most exciting moments of my life. I’m living vicariously through him, just like a pageant mother. That’s my best friend on that reality show. “Smile, baby, people are lookin’ at you.”
I’ll have to figure out where TLC is on my dial for this! Proud of you, RichFoFo!
HAhaa. Nice try pretending @unclegrambo. #ourdvrisfulloftlc
this is rae votta's tumblr: Critics' Choice Movie Awards! Live! Tonight! On Vh1! 8/7c -
Okay, I know you’re all going to be watching 30 Rock at 8, but if you could ALSO tune in to VH1, or at least DVR the Critics’ Choice Movie Awards that would be the best. Because Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel are hosting. And it will be fabulous. And if it rates really well, I…
I’ll be there! And @unclegrambo is hosting. Lana Del Ray will not be in attendance. Also, she is on notice after this.