February 2012
3 posts
Five Common Myths About the Female Orgasm →
liana:
By me. I am a sex writer now.
OK Hot Shot. If low fat yogurt doesn’t affect the female orgasm, please explain why there is always a group of women moaning in front of the dairy aisle at my local Whole Foods.
January 2012
9 posts
Men Don't Make Passes at Girls Who Wear Glasses →
chiaraatik:
Remember the question isn’t SHOULD men make passes at girls who wear glasses, but rather….do they? Do they really?
(Once I wore glasses at a bar and the bouncer was like, “Glasses? Really?”. AND I NEVER WORE THEM AGAIN)
(I wore them a few more times.)
howaboutwe:
Agree? Disagree?
The first time I got hit on at a bar (I was 16), the guy used this line:
“Hey...
this is rae votta's tumblr: Critics' Choice Movie... →
growltiger:
Okay, I know you’re all going to be watching 30 Rock at 8, but if you could ALSO tune in to VH1, or at least DVR the Critics’ Choice Movie Awards that would be the best. Because Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel are hosting. And it will be fabulous. And if it rates really well, I…
I’ll be there! And @unclegrambo is hosting. Lana Del Ray will not be in attendance. Also, she is...
-saturdaynightlive:
SNL Promo: Daniel Radcliffe/Lana Del Rey
“Chill, Broseph! I like Mountain Dew and big butts!”
Rule 1 of SNL : Always listen to Sudeikis’ dance advice.
December 2011
4 posts
1 tag
So would today be the wrong time to try to prove that women are funny?
On Saturday night, Swedish pop star Robyn gave a characteristically amazing performance as the musical guest on Saturday Night Live. For her performance of “Call Your Girlfriend,” she used basically the same choreography as in her video directed by Max Vitali, but the sheer awesomeness of her moves in a live setting made me watch the video over and over again. And because of this, I realized....
November 2011
8 posts
why bother rating anything at all if you're only...
BEST.
Madeleine did the most adult thing she could do now, under the circumstances:...
– I’m so glad I didn’t finish Eugenides’ The Marriage Plot on my honeymoon. This sentence is a severely unwelcome wedding announcement. It almost makes me want to stop reading. And in a book about manic depression, it’s super sad that the introduction of a marriage is the most...
October 2011
4 posts
Chiara Atik: The Bride →
chiaraatik:
By Alvin Schwartz
[From Scary Love Stories To Tell In The Dark]
A young couple got married and, after the wedding, they held a reception in the bride’s grandmother’s house. All their family and friends arrived and they laughed, danced and sang, long into the night.
After the wedding…
I think this is my favorite retelling of the Kim Kardashian wedding plot.
September 2011
5 posts
2 tags
August 2011
1 post
Ha. I talked with a reporter from The Observer about the 4HR Body. I should have known this was the quote that would make it into the story:
Another acolyte, Meghan Keane, a former tech reporter and editorial director of B5Media, put it more pointedly: “If you’re staring at/thinking about sex diagrams while having sex, you’re probably doing it wrong.”
I Hack the Body Electric
July 2011
11 posts
TheGloss Presents: The Great Shake Shack Shake Down
For those of you who are unemployed (or underemployed) this summer, this is a pretty easy way to get some free cheeseburgers/a few bucks. As long as Shake Shack doesn’t catch on/mind…
Breaking Bad, for all the praise heaped upon Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul (and...
– The Girls of Summer (Television) | The Mary Sue
I defend Skyler White, and Betty Draper by proxy! Also there’s some talk about Louie and Curb.
(via natface)
Here’s the difference between Skyler and Betty Draper: Betty gets the viewers’ sympathy at first. When Breaking Bad starts,...
Watch the ‘Harry Potter’ Cast Age 10 Years in 5 Seconds
Oh man do I love a good face morph. Nice work, Liana!
Best Kid's Bedroom Ever? →
nihilosanctumest:
mind=blown
June 2011
17 posts
howaboutwe.com: For Those Who Are Tired Of... →
howaboutwe:
Here’s something I’ve noticed while dating in New York: guys my age (mid-twenties) LOVE to order wine for you, but ALWAYS order Malbec. I think it’s because Malbec is A) fairly cheap, B) fairly ubiquitous, and, I suspect C) fairly easy to pronounce.
But after the 6th or so example of a guy…
I am not a male going on dates in NY, but I refuse to order wines I cannot...